are you still at the devil's house?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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