And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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