White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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