Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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