i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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