4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I need a beard to bite.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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