Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
