I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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