We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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