In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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