Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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