Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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