what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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