And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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