Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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