butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
a search helicopter?!
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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