What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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