the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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