I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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