You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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