I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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