Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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