It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Is it penis luge time yet?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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