I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Randomize
