i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
vagina is talking i cant
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Randomize
