why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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I could tell my life story through kermit memes
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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