you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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