I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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