Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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