Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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