; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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