Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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