We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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