Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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