Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
