You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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