I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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