Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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