Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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