i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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