fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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