How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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