i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We talked him into tasing himself.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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