It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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