I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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