my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
did you just send me my own nude
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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