winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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