sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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