question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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