So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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