A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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