Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Congratulations! We have a period
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